November 26, 2007

My most Geeky Post of All

Day in the Life of a Guardian Dwarf

  • Kill orcs. Kill wargs. Kill wights. Charge into battle. Repair armour.
  • Kill wargs. Kill craban. Kill half-orcs and brigands. Charge into battle. Repair armour.
  • Ah yes, and help fight against evil in the battle for Middle-Earth. Repair armour.
  • Kill brigands, and elite monsters. Fight a troll and be defeated. Repair armour.
  • Mine for ore. Craft new armour. Battle again.
  • Retire at home, and at the end of the day have a drink with a friend. Pat a friend on the head, and faint into bed. All in a day's work.

2 comments:

Monkey said...

/em Drinks to her Guardian buddy's health!






*hic*

Anonymous said...

Refer to Asian Addiction. Was this written in english or from some made up Mork and Mindy language.... you forgot "nanu nanu".

P.S. You forgot the part where the virgin goes to bed, pleasures himself, and cries at night because he is an anti-social who will be alone forever. ouch that was harsh... oh well... wgbc is out.