Actually, I went back and read some of my posts from the previous year and I've decided I'm rather sarcastic about everything. That probably won't change, though. Sarcasm has it's place in criticism, and in humour.
In any case, there are several things i could comment on, but I won't since there's not much time for me to do it right now. instead, I'll just make lists...
- Kyoto, greenhouse gases, governments etc. - Canadian governments are changing their tune to win votes. If the Canadian governments TRULY cared about the environment, they would have done something about it at least a decade ago.
- Anna Nicole Smith and paternity of Dannielynn - for goodness sakes, the only reason all these men are coming out of the woodwork now is so they can raise Dannielynn and squander away her inheritance! For the first time in my life I feel sorry for Anna Nicole Smith.
- Scary people in shopping malls. Why do shopping malls attract people who shoot at other people? Why do shopping malls attract people who want to wield swords at other people? I'm not a regular mall person, but I'd think that malls would be one of the safer places to shop in...
- US investments are a bad idea because investors don't like big budget shortfalls or deficits. It would be interesting to see what happens during the next US election.
- First black president in the US? First woman president in the US? Hmmm... how interesting?? Unfortunately for African-Americans, I feel that there would be very little hope for an African American presidential hopeful.
- Vancouver has a countdown clock to the Olympics. Is that really necessary? And why are people STILL protesting the Olympics? The more they protest, the more they delay construction and development and the costlier everything gets. I don't quite understand it...
2 comments:
Anna Nicole Spears rocks. How long before she snuffs it? Now I know that's in poor taste but the crazy bitch is following in the originals footsteps.
My list:
Kyoto: We are all going to die eventually anyways.
Greenhouse Gases: See "kyoto"
Governments: Are all corrupt so make sure you screw them a little when you cheat on your taxes.
Dannielynn: What the fuck kind of name is "Dannielynn" where is the appropriate Hyphen. Only black kids can have names cool enough to make up like Jevon and LaDanian. White people just look stupid when they do this.
Shopping Malls: Have you been to one lately? It's stuffy, full of obnoxious teenagers and employess who could give a rats ass about your needs. Then you overpay for some crappy food and go home with something you should have never have bought in the first place... ah yes shopping... where's my gun.
Black/Woman President: haha not as long as the deep south has a say.
Protesting the Olympics: At this point you should get on board because they are coming anyways... well overbudget.
War me being the next Mr. Reese Witherspoon. and War the inventor of Cup of Noodles dying as that is truly a shitty MSG filled product.
L8r datrash
Thanks for writing this.
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